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The
Band
Formed
in 2002, it took them nearly 14 Months
to figure out that a fully assembled
drum kit simply will not fit out the
door. After having a larger door installed,
they began rocking the tri-States with
energy paralleled only by their ignorance.
Knowing their limitations, they focus
their energy on a fun show filled with
audience favorites heavily featuring
the 80's as well as today's hits with
a few wacky twists thrown in to keep
everyone on their feet. No one whacks
his skins like Neil, yeah that's what
i said, and Tom gracefully keeps the
low end low whilst keeping his boogie
shoes hot. Meanwhile, Bryce has the
ability to abuse his vocal chords all
night without reaping his comeuppance.
The perfect choice for your continuous
party atmosphere, the Rocket Surgeons
skillfully fill a much need void in the
Dubuque musical landscape. |
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Bryce (Guitar,
Vocals, Banter)
Playing
guitar since the age of 11 and singing
since sometime last week, Bryce feels
that it is the tremendous resonance of
his well-earned girth that makes non
stop rocking possible. Luckily, as the
singer, he gets the default position
as the babe magnet and of the group...
but are the ladies ready for this jelly?
When he is not rocking, Bryce moonlights as
the
President of Dubuque365.com and Parks
Media Group. If that makes you ladies
think he's rich, that's fine with him. He
is also working on his
first cookbook entitled "Add Bacon
and
Cheese
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Neil (Percussion,
Hair, More Hair)
Neil
knows how to read. He also know how to condition.
Armed with a college degree he never plans to use,
Neil bides his time developing the longer lasting
drumstick and devising ways to secretly eliminate
his psychotic neighbor. A big fan of collecting
concert T's that other people have become embarrassed
to wear in public and should be ashamed of purchasing
in the first place, Neil will one day be recognized
for bringing dignity back to the use of cowbell
in popular music. Until that day, neil will continue
his undercover work for the C.I.A. fronted business,
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Tom (Bass,
Choreographer, Mascot)
Graduating
with honors from the school of modern dance
at Subway University, Tom immediately began
focusing
his
energies and skill learned from higher education
on winning the world series of poker. All he
needs now if the $10,00 entrance fee. Until
that comes, Tom's wife has urged him to take
up a
hobby to pay for baby's new shoes. Since Tom
can no longer dance after his tragic Craft Services
mishap on the set of Breakin' 2 Electric Boogaloo,
he
stole
a bass guitar from a helpless blind man
and sold his soul on e-bay. His bet paid off
and out poured the funk that lay dormant in
Tom all his life. Doctors now believe the funk
had been lodged behind a wall of Gobstoppers® inhaled
as a child in the late 70's as part of a bet.
A bet Tom lost to a helpless blind
boy. He is also now being sued by the man who
bought his soul who claims he was duped when
the remnants of
a red converse all-star showed up in the mail.
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Jon
(Guitar, vocals
& more guitar)
Jon,
aka Lightning Boy, ain't never got his head cut
yet. He comes to the Surgeons with flying fingers
and occasionally well tattooed arms. Being a decade
the junior of the other old farts in the band,
he not
only had 10 times the physical energy of the other
put together, he's also swingin' single and takes
care of all the pesky girls who constantly taunt
the band.
Born in the wrong era, Jon is a child of early
80's progressive metal guitar in the vein of Joe
Satriani
or Eddie VanHalen. In fact, we've measured and
it appears that Jon's fingers move about 350% faster
than Bryce's,
so he gets all the solos from now on. That's okay
though. Now Bryce can drink more.
And it you're nice, you might get a taste of his
candy necklace. |
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